Freddie Mitchell? The Ravens Can’t Possibly Be Serious

This has to be some kind of cruel, delayed joke. The Baltimore Ravens can’t possibly be that desperate for help at wide receiver.

Freddie Mitchell?

Are you kidding?

This dude was a freakin’ substitute teacher at one point. No one has had more mouth with less talent in the history of the NFL. Freddie Mitchell? FredEx?

Please, Ravens. Don’t insult Derrick Mason, Mark Clayton and Demetrius Williams like this. Just let everyone know that it’s a ploy to make him some practice squad loot for the summer. Jerry Rice? Maybe. But whatever you do, the People’s Champ belongs nowhere near Charm City.

Unless you are looking for the PR staff to practice buffoon control, this could wind up being the worst move in franchise history. Worse than Elvis Grbac, worse than Scott Mitchell, worse than Kordell Stewart; you cannot bring this clownboot near Ray Lewis. He will break him in half bear handed. That’s a fact, and you can print that.

Topics: Baltimore Ravens, Freddie Mitchell, Ray Lewis

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