You Hear That? He Sparkled.

 According to the Associated Press on ESPN, rookie quarterback Mark Sanchez sparkled in his debut as a New York Jet. I am here to remind them that they are talking about football, not figure skating. These guys don’t sparkle. They have manly light reflect off of their toughness. NFL players don’t sparkle. Although Sanchez did have a brilliant game, 3 for 4 for 88 yards,but he by no means sparkled. He glowed in his success. Or he shined in his first action wearing a Jets uniform, but I will guarentee you that he most certainly did not sparkle.

Topics: Mark Sanchez, New York Jets

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