Top Ten Things to Do During Ravens Bye Week

Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Data shows porn surfing rises significantly in cities during their NFL team’s bye week.

Not shocking to me, but I really do have a hard time (no pun intended) occupying my Sunday during Ravens bye weeks. I get the shakes (again, no pun intended) from no Ravens football while most other teams are playing.

That’s why I’ve put together a list of things to help you survive the dreaded Ravens bye week:

10. Throw a yellow flag every time your spouse says, “What should we do today?”

9. Go to Walmart and ask a sales person whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

8. Watch Ray Rice highlights from this season or the past two seasons of Walking Dead. Same thing.

7. Grow a uni-brow.

6. Spread Icy Hot on your Sunday morning bagel.

5. Tailgate at church.

4. Make naughty bitstrips about your friends on Facebook   (I hate those things)

3. Wear cleats and a foam finger to bed. (giggity)

2. Eat yourself into a coma, anyway.

And the number one thing to do during the Ravens bye week:

1. Root against the Steelers!

Bye weeks are brutal.

Topics: Baltimore Ravens, Bye Week, Joe Flacco, Porn, Top Ten, Walking Dead

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