I found myself wondering why exactly we Ravens fans despise the Steelers so much. So, I pulled an Abraham Lincoln and started jotting down ideas on a napkin. Here is my final list of 20.
- They’re pretty good. People always hate the successful
- Their city smells terrible
- Their color scheme is the color of acidic diarrhea
- Their city smells terrible
- Their quarterback somehow wins a lot of games even though he isn’t really that good a QB
- They always find the diamond in the rough coaches
- Their fans are stupid and crazy
- THEIR CITY SMELLS TERRIBLE
- They don’t like crabs in Pittsburgh
- It’s the second best city in Pennsylvania.
- They have a hockey team in Pitt, and we don’t in B-More
- They turn former Ravens into NFL stars. (Read: James Harrison)
- Their airport is lame
- Their stadium never had to be named for a net to catch urine in
- Pittsburgh just smells like crap
- Who are we gonna be challenged by? The Browns?
- The Pirates beat the Orioles in multiple World Series
- Alleghany County insists on always having a higher sales tax then Maryland. That is the definition of arrogance.
- We knocked out their starter in a game and let them start Mr. Big Giant Farting Ben. They went 13-0 after he took over.
- It’s like 6 hours away. There’s no point in visiting the state directly north of you if their second largest city is 6 hours away. Also, why would you want to visit such a terribly-smelling city?