5 rules for being a Baltimore Ravens fan

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RULE #1

All Raven game day parties must include Raven-themed plastic ware.

Oct 5, 2014; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Baltimore Ravens punter Sam Koch (4), left, and kicker Justin Tucker (9) celebrate making a field goal against the Indianapolis Colts at Lucas Oil Stadium. Colts won, 20-13. Mandatory Credit: Thomas J. Russo-USA TODAY Sports

This is extremely important. Probably more important than the others. In fact, it is more important than the others.

You decide to throw a Ravens party for the Ravens-Steelers Sunday night game. You’re cooking up the wings, getting the dips ready, pizzas are ordered, sodas and beers are chilled, the big screen is fired up, you are ready!

Except for the fact that you’re planning to serve this awesome spread, on this awesome night of what will be an awesome win for the Ravens, with some generic, white or clear paper, or Styrofoam utensils.

FLAG ON THE PLAY!

Sep 21, 2014; Orchard Park, NY, USA; A general view of a penalty flag thrown by a official during a game between the Buffalo Bills and the San Diego Chargers at Ralph Wilson Stadium. San Diego beats Buffalo 22 to 10. Mandatory Credit: Timothy T. Ludwig-USA TODAY Sports

I’m sure right beside that 96 count box of clear forks, spoons, and knives, there were the purple ones. 10 feet to your left of those white napkins with the floral design around the perimeter, you would have noticed the much more cool looking Ravens napkins!

You wouldn’t want your food going to waste over improper utensils would you? Of course not.

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