5 comebacks when arguing with a Ravens Hater

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Comeback #1:

— Straight face, say nothing. —

This may be the toughest thing to do. Sometimes you just want to flip the bird or shout at the top of your lungs the most vile obscenity you can think of at them in defense of your Baltimore Ravens. But there’s something about the unwavering power of silence that just kills an argument.

Let them freely ignore these facts that have been mentioned if they should choose to do so. Give them the poker face the entire time and watch how they crumble at the frustration that you are unmoved, unshaken, un-phased, un-bothered, and 100% committed to the Purple and Black Attack… no matter what.

Haters hate that.

Feb 3, 2013; New Orleans, LA, USA; Baltimore Ravens inside linebacker Ray Lewis (52) reacts after a fourth down stop against the San Francisco 49ers in Super Bowl XLVII at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

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